Donuts

Yes, I was bribing the littles.  And it worked.  If they got dressed and ready quickly we would have time to stop and get donuts before school.  Walmart is the only thing between our house and school so that is where we went so we would have enough time to eat the donuts.  I ran in and got a maple bar and a chocolate bar. 
Gave them to the kids and started to go.  The little man wanted to know what was in the middle of his maple bar.  I told him nothing and then he showed me.  It had a whipped cream filling.  Yuck.  So did the little woman's chocolate bar.  I apologized and took them to school with the promise of the going to the donut factory after school.
After I dropped them I went back to Walmart to see how I did so badly.  There was no way to tell those particular donuts had filling.  So I asked one of the bakers.  Oh yes they always fill theirs.  There is no way to put any kind of sign that lets people know they aren't really maple bars or chocolate bars and no they don't sell plain ones. 
Went back out to the car, looked at the donuts and took them back inside and asked for my money back.  That is ridiculous and I bet I am not the only person who thought they were getting something normal.  No problem getting my money back and I noticed the cashier stapled up the donuts.....bet they aren't going immediately to the trash, but somewhere else first. 
After school I took the kids to Krispy Kreme and they watched the donuts being made.  The little woman got a chocolate bar and the little man got a maple bar and they were again both happy.