LOL

Oh yeah.  So Mom and I were talking.  It was a similar conversation I had with Jeannie last year.  Jeannie told me I had a sign on my back and I'm sure I do.  The sign that says alcoholic wanted.  I told Mom I was going to find myself another one, only this one won't be living with me.  It's comfortable.  It's normal.  I just won't live with another one.   I hope.  

I don't know if it is true that I would find another one.  But I do know where to find them and how to find them.  Easier than any other kind of man.  Especially once I figured out that they look for someone like me.